Movie Predictions

1. Nim’s Island (3,513 Theaters, 96 Minutes, Rated PG): I don’t know if it’s the same in your area, but, of all the films coming out this week, this one is hardly advertised in my [click for more]

1. Superhero Movie (2,960 Theaters, 85 Minutes, Rated PG-13): Uh, is this movie really necessary? I mean, maybe before Epic Movie and Meet the Spartans came around, there was a chance that they superhero film [click for more]

1. Horton Hears a Who! (3,954 Theaters, 88 Minutes, Rated G): I don’t know about you, but the switch from live-action to computer animation is a bit jarring. Don’t get me wrong, it’s not like [click for more]

1. 10,000 B.C. (3,149 Theaters, 109 Minutes, Rated PG-13): Is anyone really excited about this movie? Does anyone out there have today’s date circled on their calendars just because this movie is coming out? Anybody [click for more]

Better late than never! 1. Semi-Pro (3,121 Theaters, 90 Minutes, Rated R): Ah, Will Ferrell and sports comedies. What is this? His third? After Blades of Glory, and Talladega Nights. Fourth if you count Kicking [click for more]

1. Vantage Point (3,149 Theaters, 90 Minutes, Rated PG-13): The thriller is a hard movie to do. It must make logical sense while keeping the audience guessing. This is not easy to do, when the [click for more]

Tomorrow is Valentine’s Day, and I guess the movie studios believe that going to the movies ranks highly on the list of activities on that day, because they are bumping up their new releases one [click for more]

1. Fool’s Gold (3,125 Theaters, 113 Minutes, Rated PG-13): There is something inherently funny about seeing someone hit in the head. Whether it is with a slap, a pie to the face or a cane, [click for more]

1. The Eye (2,436 Theaters, 97 Minutes, Rated PG-13): In the movie Twins, Arnold Schwarzenegger and Danny DeVito starred as twins: one, a genetically altered perfect man, the other, a lesser genetic offshoot. A month [click for more]

1. Rambo (2,751 Theaters, 93 Minutes, Rated R): I’m not going to make the jokes you expect me to, the same that were made when Rocky Balboa came out, about Sylvester Stallone being too old [click for more]